I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
she’s just picturing porn in her head
the difference between tattoed people and not tattoed people is….
me: hey American friend i bought this football for you
American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah
How frustrating is it when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is blind to it
i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.
Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y
Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty
Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track
Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back
I’m talkin trying to kill my foe foe
But instead kill everyone I know know
9 deaths in a row row
where can i buy that for free
i feel like 94% of american history is people complaining about taxes